The best way to hide a body is to convert it to saltwater a… - Jarod Kintz

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The best way to hide a body is to convert it to saltwater and then dump it in the ocean. But whatever you do, do not drink it!

Jarod Kintz

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I’m taller in tolerance than I am in height. Barely. I’m only 6’3, so I apologize for not being more understanding.

The best way to hide a body is to convert it to saltwater and then dump it in the ocean. But whatever you do, do not drink it! - Jarod Kintz

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