One of the side effects of Viagra is blurred vision. Sounds… - Jarod Kintz

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One of the side effects of Viagra is blurred vision. Sounds great! When I’m taking a pill to pop a stiffy, how great is it that any woman I look at has blurred features and therefore is as beautiful as an impressionistic painting?

Jarod Kintz

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