Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as … - Jarod Kintz

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Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.

Jarod Kintz

This Book is Not for Sale · 2011 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries. - Jarod Kintz

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