Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench. - Jarod Kintz

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Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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