If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take … - Jarod Kintz

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If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.

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If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard. - Jarod Kintz

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