Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to a… - Rita Rudner

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Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men — how about "New Car Interior"?

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Rita Rudner (born 17 September 1953) is an American comedian and writer.

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