We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we dec… - Rita Rudner

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We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.

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Rita Rudner (born 17 September 1953) is an American comedian and writer.

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We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet. - Rita Rudner

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