Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy. - Jarod Kintz

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My heart is locked away in a cage surrounded by ribs. That’s to protect it, and to keep the world safe. It’s currently serving a life sentence.

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An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for.

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The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.

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