Everything is being televised so you won't be able to tell … - Maria Bamford

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Everything is being televised so you won't be able to tell where the Revolution is. "Who's revolting? Well, I don't know, what's on the other channel?"

Maria Bamford

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Maria Bamford (born September 3, 1970) is a comedienne from Minnesota. She has appeared on her own Comedy Central special and was a star on the show "Comedians of Comedy".

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Alternative Names: Maria Elizabeth Sheldon Bamford

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