Men and women think about love differently. The main difference is that men simply don’t think about it. - Jarod Kintz

The best thing about an air sandwich is between the two slices of bread there exists the possibility of flight. And if those two slices of bread are soggy, then you have just created Duck Heaven.

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am.