It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let … - Jarod Kintz

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It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.

Jarod Kintz

Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You · September 22, 2012 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover. - Jarod Kintz

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