I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love. - Jarod Kintz

I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can.

When I was in the second grade, I used to think love was the feeling a man gets while riding a motorcycle and having a woman embrace him tightly from behind. Maybe I’m cynical now, but I’m starting to think love is a unicycle with a flat tire.

The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup.