When bananas blush, they turn brown, not red. And when toma… - Jarod Kintz

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When bananas blush, they turn brown, not red. And when tomatoes blush, you’ve probably said something really naughty.

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When bananas blush, they turn brown, not red. And when tomatoes blush, you’ve probably said something really naughty. - Jarod Kintz

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