You wouldn’t try to mow your lawn with an electric razor, l… - Jarod Kintz

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You wouldn’t try to mow your lawn with an electric razor, like it was a green beard, so why would you try to deny the existence of nonexistence?

Jarod Kintz

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You wouldn’t try to mow your lawn with an electric razor, like it was a green beard, so why would you try to deny the existence of nonexistence? - Jarod Kintz

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