Everywhere I go, I’m second to arrive. My reputation preced… - Jarod Kintz

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Everywhere I go, I’m second to arrive. My reputation precedes me, and sometimes it skips out on the bill.

Jarod Kintz

At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it. · 2012 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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Everywhere I go, I’m second to arrive. My reputation precedes me, and sometimes it skips out on the bill. - Jarod Kintz

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