Being in love is like being lit on fire and having your lov… - Jarod Kintz

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Being in love is like being lit on fire and having your loved one morph into a marshmallow as she runs to embrace you. But not being in love feels so much worse, possibly like being a tax collector. Actually, nothing compares to the lowliness of a tax collector.

Jarod Kintz

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