Though it comes from her throat, I drink the sound of her voice. Her I love yous dehydrate me, because they leave me thirsting for more. - Jarod Kintz

Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping.

Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA’s moon landing was faked. Well of course it was! But the biggest conspiracy of all is the Columbus landed in the new world in the late 15th century. There is no new world. It simply doesn’t exist. And Amerigo Vespucci? He was a character out of Walt Disney’s diary.

The shape of her smile is curved like a lie, like a boomerang she knows she has to catch quickly when it comes back to her.