Look at all of Bo's hos, lookin' for a ride on Bo's hose An… - Bo Burnham

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Look at all of Bo's hos, lookin' for a ride on Bo's hose
And I spot a little Latino, booty so big, call it "Oprah's ego"
We go to it, through it / She says "¡Dios mia, mi amigo!"
Pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and I bust in the back of ya
"Swallow bitch! There's people starvin' in Africa!"

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Bo Burnham (born August 21, 1990) is an American singer-songwriter, actor, comedian, and Internet celebrity.

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Birth Name: Robert Pickering Burnham

Alternative Names: Robert Pickering "Bo" Burnham

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Hey, what can you say?
We were overdue
But it'll be over soon

The average person has one Fallopian tube. [pause for laughter] The average penis length is 5.5 inches, and finally, the average penis length of a man who googles "average penis length" is 3.5 inches.

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