My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grate… - Jarod Kintz

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My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast.

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