Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers. - Jarod Kintz

Love is something to be treated with awe. Or should it be aww? People don’t know my capacity for love. If you tried to bottle it up, I’m sure it would take at least three thermoses to contain it. And if it did get contained, would you drink my love black, or would you add cream and sugar?

I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me.

Why aren’t red traffic lights heart-shaped? Probably because it’s not like rush hour can get any more romantic.