I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is j… - Jarod Kintz

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I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much.

Jarod Kintz

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I don't want to work a 9-5 job, because 20 hours a day is just too much. - Jarod Kintz

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