Who needs a large vocabulary when you can just make up any word at any time? It makes life a whole lot more emeaglibop. - Jarod Kintz

With a tough decision, the act of flipping a coin allows you to figure out which you really prefer, because as the coin is spinning, you find yourself slightly pulling for either heads or tails. No need to follow the coin’s outcome — choose the side your subconscious hoped fate would favor.

Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess.

Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surely as it will return to me. Still, I think I’d much rather wash my hands and be done with it.