I was just shy of reaching my goal. My goal was to be more extroverted, so being just shy meant I completely failed. - Jarod Kintz

I made myself an “I Love Jennifer” jacket out of my old “I Love Jenn” jacket. Two girls, one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center, but then so am I. Better than being self-centered, as my clone would probably say.

For me, it’s not about winning an award. It’s also about not even being nominated.

I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded, so I had to leave the restaurant, because I quit drinking gasoline years ago.