I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. - Woody Allen

I had dated a woman briefly in the Eisenhower administration, and it was ironic to me, because I was trying to do to her what Eisenhower had been doing to the country for the last 8 years.

I took a course in speed reading, learning to read straight down the middle of the page, and I was able to go through War and Peace in 20 minutes. It's about Russia.

Harry: Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.