I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit. - Jarod Kintz

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I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit.

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I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. But I didn’t stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors, so I could fondle you more efficiently, like the highly trained professionals do who run airport security.
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