I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you ca… - Jarod Kintz

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I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit.

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I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit. - Jarod Kintz

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