Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a f… - Jarod Kintz

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Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships.

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