I can hold my alcohol, just like I’m a wine bottle. I dance… - Jarod Kintz

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I can hold my alcohol, just like I’m a wine bottle. I dance as fluid as glass, and my heart shatters just as easily.

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I can hold my alcohol, just like I’m a wine bottle. I dance as fluid as glass, and my heart shatters just as easily. - Jarod Kintz

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