I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb. - Jarod Kintz

I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blood on the paper, because the lipstick was still attached to her cheating lips.

Divorce is the second worst event in a person’s life. The worst event, of course, is marriage.

If people lived to be a thousand years old, there’d be extreme inequality, based not on class like now, but on genetics. Think how far behind unmotivated and lazy people lag now after only 65 years on earth, and then multiply that by 15.