So @Mizzou has a student shortage problem, but they haven't… - Jarod Kintz

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So @Mizzou has a student shortage problem, but they haven't called me to try to fill demand. I have one student in stock, and I am ON SALE.

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So @Mizzou has a student shortage problem, but they haven't called me to try to fill demand. I have one student in stock, and I am ON SALE. - Jarod Kintz

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