I thirst for love like a camel thirsts for water. I’m going… - Jarod Kintz

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I thirst for love like a camel thirsts for water. I’m going through a desert right now, but I’m searching for the oasis of my life.

Jarod Kintz

Write like no one is reading 3 · February 5, 2016 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I thirst for love like a camel thirsts for water. I’m going through a desert right now, but I’m searching for the oasis of my life. - Jarod Kintz

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