When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to Island Number 1001. - Jarod Kintz

I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can.

My love is as Swift as Taylor. You’d better shoot it down before it flies away.

Love has a shape, but no color. You’re probably wondering, “If it’s transparent, how do you know what shape it is?” Good question. Well, for one thing, I put it together, and for another, I’m currently wearing it like body armor (though to the casual observer, I appear naked).