We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no… - Jarod Kintz

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We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes?

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We made love like two coiled up fire hoses. When there’s no fire in the romance, why not act like a couple of sleeping snakes? - Jarod Kintz

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