I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me. - Woody Allen

I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.