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If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel.
Negative people will always be there to stain your pure image with their dirty tongues and brushes, but you'll always remain as white as snow, no matter how high the quality of paint they use.
Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.