I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for … - Rita Rudner

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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Rita Rudner (born 17 September 1953) is an American comedian and writer.

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner

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