You'll have to excuse my friend, Ryan. That's the first tim… - Kathy Griffin

" "
You'll have to excuse my friend, Ryan. That's the first time he's ever touched a woman.

Kathy Griffin

Sources available for members. Sign up free to see where this quote comes from

English

Collect this quote

About Kathy Griffin

Kathleen "Kathy" Griffin (born November 4, 1960, in Oak Park, Illinois) is an Emmy-winning American stand-up comedian and actress. She has also been a voice actor and a red carpet commentator. Griffin has proclaimed herself a "D-list celebrity", and starred on her reality television series "Kathy Griffin - My Life on the D-List" from 2005 until 2010, for which she won an Emmy in both 2007 and 2008. Much of her stand-up humour is derived from her embellished encounters with notable celebrities.

Also Known As

Birth Name: Kathleen Mary Griffin

All quotes from Kathy Griffin Similar Quotes by other Originators

Originators like Kathy Griffin:

Tina Fey Courtney Love Margaret Cho Bill Allred J. D. Salinger

Additional quotes by Kathy Griffin

I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be...ahm....voluptuous!

I love my clit. I use it every day. Not a day goes by when I don't use it for something.

I can't stand that asshole Ryan Seacrest and here's why. He can't sing. He can't dance. He has no talent. When is he gonna go away?

You'll have to excuse my friend, Ryan. That's the first time he's ever touched a woman. - Kathy Griffin

About Kathy Griffin

Also Known As

Unlimited Quote Collections

Additional quotes by Kathy Griffin

Enhance Your Quote Experience