I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, “Come… - Rodney Dangerfield

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I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. There was nobody home.

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Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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Birth Name: Jacob Cohen

Alternative Names: Jacob Rodney Cohen • Jack Roy

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A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

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I tell ya, I grew up in a tough neighborhood. The other night a guy pulled a knife on me. I could see it wasn't a real professional job. There was butter on it.

If the odds are 50/50, I don't stand a chance!

With my ol’ man, I got no respect. He told me to start at the bottom. He was teaching me how to swim.

I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. There was nobody home. - Rodney Dangerfield

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