I chased the chaste, and they got scared and scurried. Then… - Jarod Kintz

" "
I chased the chaste, and they got scared and scurried. Then I stood still and loved where I was at, and all approached without fear of reproach.

Jarod Kintz

This Book is Not for Sale · 2011 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

English

Collect this quote

About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

All quotes from Jarod Kintz Similar Quotes by other Originators

Originators like Jarod Kintz:

Groucho Marx Woody Allen Brandon Boyd Steven Wright Margaret Atwood

Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz

Day or night, I can’t see the wind. But at night, it feels like I can see it even less. What’s less visible than invisible?

I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness.

When red fights with white, pink is always the winner. Let that be a lesson in love.

I chased the chaste, and they got scared and scurried. Then I stood still and loved where I was at, and all approached without fear of reproach. - Jarod Kintz

About Jarod Kintz

Additional quotes by Jarod Kintz