To let a fool kiss you is stupid, To let a kiss fool you is worse.

Don't mean this in a bad way, but bad breath should be listed as a safety hazard. Not too long ago I got to hang out with a nice, hot chiseled actor. But mehn, his breath was almost taking out my lashes. If you were on a date with someone that had bad breath would you tell them?

It is such an uncomfortable feeling to know one is a fool.

Foul words is but foul wind, and foul wind is but foul breath, and foul breath is noisome; therefore I will depart unkissed.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

It is moreover extremely indecent to spit, cough, and expectorate (as it were) in company, as some hearty fellows are apt to do: and more so, when you have blown your nose, to draw aside and examine the contents of your handkerchief; as if you expected pearls or rubies to distil from your brain.

Lord, I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing!

Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere.

Anyone who laughs at you for showing your family respect is a fool.

Anyone who tries to predict the future is inevitably a fool. Present company included. A prophet without a sense of humor is just stupid.

It is such an uncomfortable feeling to know one is a fool

O fie, miss, you must not kiss and tell.

A fool is twice a fool who tries to conceal it.

What a fool honesty is.