Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of “I’m listening.

Passing through the utility section she considered getting herself a cup of coffee. Then she felt shock and shame over the fact that she was thinking about coffee while her planet was being set on fire. Then she poured herself a cup of coffee anyway and stepped into the Farm.

I'm currently double fisting a vanilla latte and a dirty chai. I've never had coffee before so this should be interesting. Good morning?

I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you’re at it, I also like sugar in my coffee.

"What do you want?"
"Just coffee. Black - like my soul."

I'll get the coffee if you find us a seat. What do you want?"
"Just coffee. Black – like my soul.

A lot of people asked: Why did you start with your vagina? Because I don’t think it’s nasty.

I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in beeees!

It's just like when you've got some coffee that's too black, which means it's too strong. What do you do? You integrate it with cream, you make it weak. But if you pour too much cream in it, you won't even know you ever had coffee. It used to be hot, it becomes cool. It used to be strong, it becomes weak. It used to wake you up, now it puts you to sleep.

Taste: I always have a black cold-brew coffee that I sip on prior to the start of the session and keep next to me during the session. The caffeine helps, but it's mostly psychological, as I rarely finish the drink.

My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me.

Tbh I only want a vagina when I wanna go out in yoga pants and not look like David Bowie in The Labyrinth from the waist down.

We drink our morning coffee with a drop of fear.

He was my cream, and I was his coffee -
And when you poured us together, it was something.