The closer I get, the faster I have to go. Otherwise, I might be late to the very place where I’m not even expected. Adding to my tardiness is the fact that I don’t even know where I’m going. And I can’t get from here to there when I don’t even know where I am, let alone where I’m going. All I know is I’m going fast, but not fast enough.

Sometimes it's a little better to travel than to arrive

If I should make it to

She’s a woman that says “I’m gonna” before she can, “I would” before she could, and “I’ll be there” before she’s invited.

For another — you can move faster than she can. You are as recognizable as she is. And you are willing to take cover. We are not so certain about the dowager.

I have about half a second to make a crucial decision: I can either sprint and hope I make it there before I shit in my boxers, or I can stick my thumb up into my ass and shuffle the 60 yards to lavatory freedom.

It is better to travel, than to arrive

‘If I need to get to Tobago… I would not be certain if or when I would arrive.

Take the time to figure out how to get there. The quickest way may not necessarily be the best. The journey matters as much as the goal.

I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back in a day.

When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.

So who's in a hurry?

I wish I had as much athleticism as she has to hop from sport to sport and win everything. Unfortunately I'm only good at ski racing and she still beat me!

It is true that I have not come on the Mayflower but I came as fast as I could.