Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra un… - Jarod Kintz

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Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow?

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When your action is gone, and all that’s left is motionlessness, I’ll be there, whistling.

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Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow? - Jarod Kintz

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