I met a guy who had an interesting job. He was a meat cutter, or a meat slicer, something like that. I probably butchered his job title. - Jarod Kintz

This is what I believe to be the progress of a writer. You write 10 things, of which one of them will be great. You then write 11 things, of which two of them will be great. Then you write 12 things, of which four of them will be great. Then you write 13 things, of which eight of them will be great. Finally you write 14 things, of which 16 of those 14 things will be great.

My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.

You know who’s not money? @JManziel2. Quarterbacks should stay in the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Ask any politician.