I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, wo… - Jarod Kintz

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I think the key indicator for wealth is not good grades, work ethic, or IQ. I believe it's relationships. Ask yourself two questions: How many people do I know, and how much ransom money could I get for each one?

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