My currency is kindness, and while there are no ATMs that dispense it, it’s also not accepted or recognized at strip clubs. - Jarod Kintz

If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a cat on my lap sitting in the dark.

If you can be quiet, you’re more than welcome to stay in my House of Silence. Bring your own bubblegum ice cream.

Time is such a waste of time to think about, because the longer you ponder it, the more of it you lose. And before you know it, you don’t know it, because you are nothing but dusty worm food.