This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke … - Jarod Kintz

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This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep.

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This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep. - Jarod Kintz

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