Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies. - Craig Ferguson

Relax, you're among friends now. The long hard day is over and the roly-poly funny man is before you.

America is, for me, an aspiration, a philosophy, a way of being, a dream.

Allowances can always be made for your friends to disagree with you. Disagreement, vehement disagreement, is healthy. Debate is impossible without it. Evil does not question itself. Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken.