It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage. - Jarod Kintz

I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab driver, follow that woman!

Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was too afraid to turn it on. So I coated it with glue, covered it with cat hair, mounted it on my wall, and started claiming it was an exotic animal I killed on a Safari in Africa. I'd like to believe people believe me, on account of it being so strange that it has to be true.

Every morning I push through the pain — and force myself to keep sleeping, despite my aching body’s cries to quit. I am a champion.