In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Keller… - Jarod Kintz

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In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense.

Jarod Kintz

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In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense. - Jarod Kintz

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