Like, He should probably be stoned to death. - Stassi Schroeder

Scheana's acting like we're close friends and she's telling me all this as if I actually give a fuck.

I feel like if I did a boudoir photo shoot with Beau, I would be styled as Daenerys in a giant tub filled with ranch. Who could resist that? Playboy?

[To Jax Taylor] Just because you wear sweaters doesn’t mean you know how to design them … Do you know how annoying it is to hear about your sweater line? Don't bring up your effing sweater line